tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19488177.post113379899528108946..comments2023-09-05T08:21:27.204-06:00Comments on Serving the People of Iraq: Inta Athke min u Liberal AmrikaanFrank Stahelihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01822334061980912687noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19488177.post-1141794674998082332006-03-07T22:11:00.000-07:002006-03-07T22:11:00.000-07:00Ask your interpreter what "arribee teezuk" is, bec...Ask your interpreter what "arribee teezuk" is, because that would be you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19488177.post-1141794501351691622006-03-07T22:08:00.000-07:002006-03-07T22:08:00.000-07:00I think someone got butt raped by a liberal and th...I think someone got butt raped by a liberal and they are a little hurt about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19488177.post-1134408253106548832005-12-12T10:24:00.000-07:002005-12-12T10:24:00.000-07:00Frank:Thanks for sharing your thoughts and feeling...Frank:<BR/>Thanks for sharing your thoughts and feelings and actual experiences with us. Given the comment about American Liberals, I thought I would share the following humorous email commentary about the origin of liberals (even though neither of us drinks beer)<BR/><BR/><B>The History of Beer, Politics, & Other Important Things</B><BR/><BR/>The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for splitting humanity into two distinct subgroups: <BR/><BR/>Liberals and Conservatives.<BR/><BR/>Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so our early human ancestors just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.<BR/><BR/>Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as "The Conservative Movement". Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, weaving, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of "The Liberal Movement." Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as 'girleymen'. <BR/><BR/>Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the trade union, class action lawsuits, the invention of group therapy & group hugs and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.<BR/><BR/>Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.<BR/><BR/>Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, hair dressers, Hollywood dreamers and group therapists are liberals.<BR/><BR/>Liberals invented baseball's designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher bat.<BR/><BR/>Conservatives drink domestic beer and eat red meat & potatoes. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, self employed, athletes & generally anyone who works productively outside government. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.<BR/><BR/>Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. They also like to take money away from successful people and give it to the failures. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get MORE for NOTHING.<BR/><BR/>Thus ends today's lesson in world history. <BR/><BR/>Tomorrow we will discuss the origins of the evolution of whining.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19488177.post-1133983981293299652005-12-07T12:33:00.000-07:002005-12-07T12:33:00.000-07:00Thank you for sharing actual on-the-ground experie...Thank you for sharing actual on-the-ground experience and interaction with real Iraqis.<BR/><BR/>Thank you for your courage in being there based on personal decision and conscience.<BR/><BR/>Yours is the most valuable report from Iraq I have seen because of your personal motivation and interactions with people there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com